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Posted by ~Ku$tUm-Im@gE~
okay

ur mommas face is so oily bush left iraq for her...........

Posted by Delorean
your momma's "pores" are so huge there are bums living in her face:)

Posted by Sean.C
your momas so fat.....

Posted by ~Ku$tUm-Im@gE~
ur momma poors ice down her pants to keep the crabs fresh..........

Posted by Nynth Degree
Ya momma says she's wearin' capris 'cuz she can only afford 3/4 a pair of pants...

Posted by OrEo da cookie
hey this aint a mooma joke but lil flip said this joke,
one day g-unit tried to get on a bus and then lliyd said to buck, man we cain, buck said y, loyyd was like we aint got 50 cents
it was lame i know

Posted by ~Ku$tUm-Im@gE~
ur moms like a short bus she even picks up the retarted kids.............rofl

Posted by ~Ku$tUm-Im@gE~
ya mamas so ugly she put pretty on her christmas list.............

Posted by Nynth Degree
^Ya momma's the reason they made the double-wide...

Posted by ~Ku$tUm-Im@gE~
/\/\ ya mamas like a clock she has 3 hands inside her at all times.............

Posted by I.D.
ya momma so fat her nickname iz DAMN!!!

Posted by Nynth Degree
^Ya momma like a shotgun...one cock and she's ready to blow!

Posted by ~Ku$tUm-Im@gE~
ur gay that old shit..............new ones.

but if ya wanna go old skool

ur moms like a hardward store 5 cents a nail 10 cents a screw.........

Posted by Nynth Degree
I'm gay? Shut up wit'cha big ol' "My earrings are bigger than the ones on my girl" face (sig). Lol I'm playin', MK holla!

Posted by Pop Lotty
^ Yo mamma teeth so yellow...her tongue need sunglasses.

Posted by Pop Lotty
Yo mama had so much acne...you could play connect the dots on her face.

Posted by Pop Lotty
You father hairline so recieted.....when he gets a shape up, the barber says turn around.
^^^ROOOOFFFFLLL!!!!

Posted by Pop Lotty
Yo mama so fat...she has three titties..the ones on her chest...then her chin.

Posted by ~Ku$tUm-Im@gE~
/\/\ ur mom such a ho u could drive a plane into her pussy and she still wouldnt feel it.................. no beef nikkas

Posted by Pop Lotty
Your mom gets fucked in the ear

Posted by ~Ku$tUm-Im@gE~
ur dicks that small???...............

ya moms pussy stinks so much i had to wear a gas mask......
*no wonder why saddam hid in the ground for 6 months*
i would of 2 but besides ur moms pussy there was no other hole i could fit in.....