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| Posted by Da Vinci |
What do you call the thing a quarterback throws at a football game??
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A football dumbass
( I made that up myself) |
| Posted by aberrant |
what do u get if u sit under a cow?
A PAT ON THE HEAD lmao |
| Posted by ~Ku$tUm-Im@gE~ |
why did the blonde have square tits?
becuz she forget t take the tissues outta the box
whats long and hard on a black man...?
the 2nd grade
a mexican and a cop are in a car who is driving?
a cop
why doesnt mexico have an olympic team?
b/c every one who can run and jump already crossed the border.
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| Posted by Archeologist |
Dope Jokes Off RB read Below..
There is a black guy, a mexican, and a white guy in the back of the car...whos drivin?
the cops ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
What did the mexican say when the house fell on him?
GET OFF ME HOMES
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How does a mexican say his vowels?
E-I-O-U-A
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Yo mama is like a hockey player she doesn't change her pad for three periods.
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What do vibraters and soybeans got in common?
they are both meat substitutes
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A ducks walks into a bar and asks, "Got any grapes?"
The bartender, confused, tells the ducks that no, his bar doesn't serve grapes. The duck thanks him and leaves.
The next day, the duck returns and says, "Got any grapes?"
Again, the bartender tells him that, no, the bar does not serve grapes, has never served grapes, and, furthermore, will never serve grapes. The duck, a little ruffled, thanks him and leaves.
The next day, the duck returns, but before he can say anything, the bartender begins to yell: ''Listen, duck! This is a bar! We do not serve grapes! If you ever ask for grapes again, I will nail your stupid duck beak to the bar!''
The duck is silent for a moment, and then asks, ''Got any nails?''
Confused, the bartender says no.
''Good!'' says the duck. ''Got any grapes?'' |
| Posted by L.l. |
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Originally Posted by Da Vinci
What do you call the thing a quarterback throws at a football game??
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A football dumbass
( I made that up myself)
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almost as wack as you. :D :hump: |
| Posted by Introspect. |
| why are you guy's scared of reckless???because he will merk you ahahahahah |
| Posted by L.l. |
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Originally Posted by MIXTAPE
why are you guy's scared of reckless???because he will merk you ahahahahah
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What did El El say to Mixtape?
Get off SPuL's dick, he don't want you there. :D :hump: |
| Posted by Introspect. |
| yo seriosly that was gay el el fa real man |
| Posted by L.l. |
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Originally Posted by MIXTAPE
yo seriosly that was gay el el fa real man
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jus like you, man. Stick yo hand up yo ass again. :D :hump: |
| Posted by Introspect. |
| rofl your so played out like those dumb ass jokes |
| Posted by Mistuh Banks |
once upon a time there was this really good textcee named trooper and he.......wait up that joke was over when i said trooper was good.
rofl
troopers my hoe....
^^^ rofl! best joke ever! lmao
:gfy: <-------(at el el and mixtape for ignoring my joke and sucking eachothers dicks) |
| Posted by L.l. |
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Originally Posted by MIXTAPE
rofl your so played out like those dumb ass jokes
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atleast I don't need to copy the name of another RV person. :nono: :D :hump: |
| Posted by Mistuh Banks |
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Originally Posted by El El
atleast I don't need to copy the name of another RV person. :nono: :D :hump:
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i think the main focus of this thread should be roasting trooper.....
werd :hump: :gfy: <-------(to el el) |
| Posted by Introspect. |
| lol i didnt hoe hes wicked one now so blow me |
| Posted by L.l. |
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Originally Posted by MIXTAPE
lol i didnt hoe hes wicked one now so blow me
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Man, WTF is up wit you and yo gay sayins? :nono: :D :hump: |
| Posted by L.l. |
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Originally Posted by Mistuh Banks
i think the main focus of this thread should be roasting trooper.....
werd :hump: :gfy: <-------(to el el)
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LLOYD BANKS BITER!!! :D :hump: |
| Posted by Mistuh Banks |
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Originally Posted by El El
LLOYD BANKS BITER!!! :D :hump:
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the only 'biter' i know is your mother. and i still pack 12 inches nigga what!?
:gfy: <------ at el el and his mother for being a family of biters. |
| Posted by L.l. |
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Originally Posted by Mistuh Banks
the only 'biter' i know is your mother. and i still pack 12 inches nigga what!?
:gfy: <------ at el el and his mother for being a family of biters.
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nah, man, don't talk to yo father like that. Me and yo mom redefined the word *****., It's too much for yo eyes, so I won't say it to protect you, son. And I thought you was trash so I wrapped you up in a sock, wit some french fries and a cherry coke and through you in a river. guess someone must have found it. :huh:
oh, yea, my mom is a man. How many times I gotta tell people
oh, yea, and that means you gay. :thumbup: :D :hump: |
| Posted by Mistuh Banks |
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Originally Posted by El El
nah, man, don't talk to yo father like that. Me and yo mom redefined the word *****., It's too much for yo eyes, so I won't say it to protect you, son. And I thought you was trash so I wrapped you up in a sock, wit some french fries and a cherry coke and through you in a river. guess someone must have found it. :huh:
oh, yea, my mom is a man. How many times I gotta tell people
oh, yea, and that means you gay. :thumbup: :D :hump:
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damn first you didnt know I was ur dad and know you dont know who ur real mom is either. what a shame. and dont make up lies because you have penis envy.....:gfy: |
| Posted by L.l. |
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Originally Posted by Mistuh Banks
damn first you didnt know I was ur dad and know you dont know who ur real mom is either. what a shame. and dont make up lies because you have penis envy.....:gfy:
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^Wackest comeback ever. lmfao :D :hump: |
| Posted by Mistuh Banks |
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Originally Posted by El El
^Wackest comeback ever. lmfao :D :hump:
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-^^whackest rapper ive ever heard
-^^worst producer ever
-^^pussiest bitch ever for hiding behind an alias
the list goes on but you arent really worth my time hoe. run along and jerk yurself off watching the wiggles. whos next to get owned? |
| Posted by L.l. |
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Originally Posted by Mistuh Banks
-^^whackest rapper ive ever heard
-^^worst producer ever
-^^pussiest bitch ever for hiding behind an alias
the list goes on but you arent really worth my time hoe. run along and jerk yurself off watching the wiggles. whos next to get owned?
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lol @ you, mistuh Banks. lmfao C'mon, seriously don't bite lines from a famous rapper and not expect to be caught, hoe. :nono: :D :hump: |
| Posted by L.l. |
| oh, yea, go and listen to some John Mayer. You already admitted you like it. :D :hump: NEXT!!! |
| Posted by L.I. |
| Linkin park is dope... |
| Posted by SPuL™ |
| Nah, Lloyd Banks and G-Unit. :cool: |
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