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| Posted by Yvonne |
i got this 1.........its not a nu 1 but i kinna like it
3 friends called "nothing,nobody and mad" lived in an appartment toghether...
one day "nothing" fell down from the window...
"nobody" saw him and told "mad" to call the police...
mad calls and says :
Mad :hello!...nothing fell from the window and nobody saw him
then the police man says : are u sick?
then mad says : no im mad!!
lmfao...i like this shit |
| Posted by System Crasher |
Ok here si a long joke but funny as hell....
Ok there are three friends: Mr. Tutrle, Mr. Buzzard, and Mr. rabbit,
They want to get together and make a house.... so mr. buzzard goes out to the yard to grow a garden.... and Mr. turtle starts on the house.... Then Mr. rappit goes to get some Manuor ( cow poop ) for the garden...\
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Mr. rabbit comes back later and there is a big mansion.... he goes up to the dorr and knocks.... then a buttler comes to the door... and mr. rabbit asks ... Where is mr. buzzard?..
And the buttler says: " Mr. Buz-ARD is out in the yARD...
Then Mr. rabbit says: "where is mr. turtle??....
Then The buttler says.. " Mr. Tur-tELL.. is out by the wELL...
Then mr. rabbit says... well tell them Mr. Rab-IT Is here with the shIT!!
HA HA HA!!... lol i love that one! |
| Posted by Archeologist |
Your name.
pz. |
| Posted by Original .A.B. |
heres some jokes
Why are black people so good at Basketball
Cause They Can Run Steal And Shoot hahahah Im Halarious
What was the name of the mexican wit a Ruber Toe
His Name was RUBERTOE ahahahaha i crack myself up |
| Posted by TAKENOTICE |
aight
there's 3 guys standin outside a pub a cop pulls over and ask them what they're doin in unison they answer
waitin for the Queens Legs tah open so we can get a drink... |
| Posted by ↑↓ |
Your a straight man who likes women^^
thats a joke right there
CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP
owned |
| Posted by TAKENOTICE |
why do mexicans have those little chain steering wheels...........................
it's easier tah drive with handcuffs on ....
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NO OFFENCE INTENDED |
| Posted by ↑↓ |
| that was aimed at the other dude hoe :D |
| Posted by ↑↓ |
Quote:
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Originally Posted by distilled
that was aimed at the other dude hoe :D
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I think that says it wink |
| Posted by System Crasher |
your moms so fat... she sits around the house...
Get it.. " AROUND " the house |
| Posted by ↑↓ |
| your mum's so fat her belt size is the equator |
| Posted by System Crasher |
| your moms so fat.. she asked to barrow my moms belt! |
| Posted by MsBoOtYpHaT4U69 |
I got one.....
What does G-unit's money look like?
dey only have a BUCK 50 in da BANK!
1.50!!!!!!!!!!!!!lol |
| Posted by MsBoOtYpHaT4U69 |
whats more worst than a broke pastor dat never made it dat went 2 a rapper?
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a rapper dat barely made it dat went 2 being a pastor and back 2 being a wack ass rapper! HINT: MASE! |
| Posted by ↑↓ |
learn to type ^^^^
your mums so old, she sat behind jesus in the third grade |
| Posted by System Crasher |
| your moms so old... she was the teaher!! |
| Posted by ↑↓ |
| your mums so nasty she brings her own crabs to the beach |
| Posted by villagepimp |
What do ice crewam men do in their free time?
chill!!! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaah ahahaaha |
| Posted by Da Vinci |
lol!!!! Fucking classic I never get tired of hearing that one!!!
What did the mother and father tomato's say to there son!!!
Ketchup!!!!!!!!!!! |
| Posted by DrasticMeasureZ |
| Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Sik Jokes Everywhere Yo |
| Posted by ~Ku$tUm-Im@gE~ |
racist jokes:::: no banning...lol no beef ...i didnt read thread so if they are already on here mah bad
1: what do u call a black man in a suit?
a: defendant
2: whats a mexicans favorite sport?
a: boxing.......oranges
3: whats 14 inches and white?
a: nothing
yo i got tons but thats good for now |
| Posted by Yvonne |
| That Didnt Get Me Laffing Tho.... |
| Posted by System Crasher |
| ha ha ha !!>...... KEP UM COMIN! |
| Posted by Nynth Degree |
Why did the blonde snort Sweet n' Low?
She though it was diet coke. |
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