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Posted by System Crasher
How can you tell if a blonde was on a computer?..























The Joy Stck Is wet!

Posted by System Crasher
3 Rappers walk into a bar. . .

The first one says "Ouch!"

((( They walk into a "Bar"... Get it .. a pole! )))

Posted by villagepimp
Two Blind men walk in to a bar....

Posted by Capital B
what does a fat girl and a moe-ped have in common

















































there fun to ride untill your friends se you on one....

Posted by Nynth Degree
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and acne?

Acne waits till you're 13 to come all over your face.

Posted by The Black Plague
Yo the "Hello ladies" joke was from the beginnin of Colt 45 dumasses, afroman... Shit's funny tho

Posted by Abraxas
finnaly you are on^

Posted by Keith Moon
whats Micheal Jackson and wallmart have in common?
They both have boys pants half off....

Posted by Abraxas
ROFL omg that is funny as fuck and i understand it

Posted by In-Vision
alright...yall probably won't believe me..but I thought of this a while back....




In the song "Hotel" By r.kelly and caissidy, why is it that the party won't stop untill 6 in the morning?

"I dunno why"

Because thats when all the girls gotta start gettin ready for school.....



I like r.kelly..but couldn't help myself...

Posted by ↑↓
How do you make a one armed blonde fall out of a tree??

wave at her.


Yo bitches :D

Posted by System Crasher
What do michel Jackson and McDonalds have in common?.... 40 year old meat Beetween ten year old buns!

What do micheal Jackson and a walmart bag have in common?....
They are both Plastic and are dangerous to kids...

Posted by Logic The Goonie
who iz the best textcee on RV?
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Trooper!

hahaha fuckin hilarious.....

Posted by System Crasher
How do you kill a crack head blonde?....
Put Coke at the bottom of a swimming pool!

Posted by System Crasher
If you think the ride mower is a puch mower... and end up chasing it..
You might be a redNeck...

If you try to ride the weedwacker....
Yu might be a redneck..

If you mow your grass... and find a car...
You might be a red neck!

Posted by lil C.A.L.I
not to piss anyone off but how do u stop a black guy from jumpin on your bed??


put velcro on da celeing

Posted by System Crasher
I nkow a couple Black people jokes... but I aint gonna post em... I respect them....

No hate 2pac...

Vote on my battles!! \/ \/ \/

Posted by TAKENOTICE
whats black red screams and steams????














a baby in a microwave ain't that sick.....

Posted by Decree Wun
yo yo this is keith i go to school and people piss me off when they say fuck off and all that shit it's stupid they act like they are 2 year's old they are dum

Posted by J Summers
Quote:
Originally Posted by winc
whats black red screams and steams????a baby in a microwave ain't that sick.....


whats funnier than a dead baby........... a dead baby in a clown suit... haha
whats funner than nailing a baby to a tree.... ripping it off
whats sicker than 99 dead babies in a dumpster.... the 100th one at the bottom eating his way to the top .........

thats to much

Posted by Big Picture
Quote:
Originally Posted by Decree Wun
yo yo this is keith i go to school and people piss me off when they say fuck off and all that shit it's stupid they act like they are 2 year's old they are dum

^^^^^what what what what what........... anyway
what did the mexican say while chasin his piece of paper?
"get back here esay"
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what did the mexican say to the house after it fell on him?
"get off me homes"

MAD PROPS TO WHOEVER MAD THIS THREAD and everyone who posts in it. even if u aint got jokes, sayin dumb shit while on drugs is good enough.- love this thread.

Posted by Status
thats heelllllaaaa sic...kid oyu need help...lol

Posted by -Zone Out-
a man walks into a club and says "ouch"

Posted by lil C.A.L.I
lol nice

Posted by Dirty Nigga
I got A Joke.........A Lil Racist But Aiiiiiight..................................

WHATS THE PROBLEM WITH 4 CRACKERS DRIBIN OFF A CLIFF IN A PICK-UP TRUCK???

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THERES ROOM FOR AT LEAST 4 MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hahahahah, No Disrespect To My White Bruh'z In This World, But That Joke Gets Me Everytime!! HAHAHA!!!